In the breakroom at work the other night, one of the ladies was eating a bag of CornNuts Chips Salsa y Limón. They left a reddish, powdery residue on her fingers, much like Cheetos dust. She complained about them staining her fingers. One of the young men got up and cranked out some paper towels for her. She thanked him and proceeded to clean up her hands as best she could. She noted that while better, her fingers still just weren't clean. The same young man got up again, got her some more paper towels, grabbed one of the styrofoam cups next to the coffee machine and filled it with hot water from the spigot on the coffee maker. She gushed about it. She told him "Your mother raised a fine, caring, considerate, polite son!"
In a loud, strident voice I said "So did mine!"
Everybody stopped what they were doing and looked at me.
I said "He lives in Colorado."
3 comments:
Jajajajaja! We were just talking about you the other day (good things). I always knew you were uncle batman, but he told us how you were named! Love you Tio Bruno.
Your mother raised a snarky, sarcastic, quick witted son who cracks me up all the time!
Couldn't've said it better myself, Leah. ha ha ha. Your sense of humor, pops...it just can't be beat.
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